albus severus potter, you were named after two of my most problematic faves
im going to attempt to communicate with my toaster
it is 2:20 am. so far no attempts to establish a communication have been successful.
im wondering if there’s some sort of life after death for toasters. what happens to them? do the…
im making a piece of toast right now. so far nothing from the toaster him/herself. do toasters have genders. how do i determine this.
THERE IS TOASTER PORN. BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER BEING A BITCH. I KNEW THE MOTHERUCKCKER WAS SHADY. GODDAMN SLEEPING AROUND WITH BLANKT. JUST PUT YOUR DICK JN A FUCKING TOASETER SO NKRMALR BLANKETS HAVE FICKS TO FCUSK FORAFFLSTOADTEDS
Put ur dick in a toaster tho.Just do it
n O that’s Eggs’ job
You are communicating with eggs too????
nooooo not eggs. Eggs. a character
really into toasters
That’s sounds like something someone who is communicating with eggs would say
*looks around* Communicating with eggs? Hah.. hahaa.. how ridiculous.
no mom it’s not a phase
it’s a phaser
sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting