August 27 2014

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

August 27 2014
237,180 plays

cuntsman-sniper:

bad—cop:

chipsncookies:

craftycreeper:

oneboredjeu:

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The Radioactive Fox

Radioactive by Imagine Dragons vs. The Fox by Ylvis.

Based on the above post.

Download here.

this is my favorite mashup ever

Big blue eyes
Pointy nose
It’s a revolution I suppose
Tiny paws
To fit right in

I lost it right there.

I’m crying,

Have this played at my funeral

August 27 2014

bisexualsteve:

albus severus potter, you were named after two of my most problematic faves

August 27 2014

lilli-of-the-mountain:

NO YOU DON’T GET IT THIS IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE THAT’S THE “FEAR NOT” GESTURE IN BUDDHIST ART. THEY’RE LITERALLY ON A SCARY RIDE AND JESUS IS FREAKING OUT AND BUDDHA’S JUST SITTING THERE ALL LIKE “FEAR NOT” AND IT’S AMAZING.

(Source: ouhime)

August 27 2014
cynicalsleeper:

pageofbutt:

fishpun:

aboorrantkenosis:

poffinu:

69psiioniic69:

spoookykat:

darknephilim:

tentaboob:

murrlin:

so i combined derse and prospit together with painttoolsai using the luminosity feature and…………
look at it…….

that’s so…. pretty… omg let’s all dream here pls

I’ve lived here all my life.

And then everyone lived on Derspit, the end.

soft grunge



headcanon time!: derspit is what happens when one person tries to play Sburb/etc by his or her self. Either through two computers running the program at the same time or through bizarre cheating methods.
It’s an attempt by the game to create both moons despite there being only one bed, forcing the player to go through weird glitchy mixtures of events from both areas. 
The Derspitiatites (dersite+prospitian= Ders-pit-ti-a-tites) are at war with themselves and are extremely glitchy and volatile, expressing both Heroic and Just traits. They both wish for the game to be continued and for the game to be lost, and are neither helpful nor harmful towards the player. They are so volatile that they become neutral by default. 
It is extremely difficult, if not impossible to win the game, due to the black and white king being the same character. The reckoning, along with all other moon-based events, must be started by the PLAYER in order for them to get farther into the game.
heres a Derspitiatite arch/antiagent (cheap jack edit) to make reading all that worth your while a bit


“…are at war with themselves and are extremely glitchy and volatile”
so baSICALLY THE TRICKSTERS
CAN THIS
BE A THING
CAN THIS BE WHERE THE TRICKSTERS DREAM OMFG

OH MAN EVEN THE COLOUR SCHEME WORKS FOR TRICKSTERS

HEADCANON ACCEPTED OH MY GOD

cynicalsleeper:

pageofbutt:

fishpun:

aboorrantkenosis:

poffinu:

69psiioniic69:

spoookykat:

darknephilim:

tentaboob:

murrlin:

so i combined derse and prospit together with painttoolsai using the luminosity feature and…………

look at it…….

that’s so…. pretty… omg let’s all dream here pls

I’ve lived here all my life.


And then everyone lived on Derspit, the end.

soft grunge

image

headcanon time!: derspit is what happens when one person tries to play Sburb/etc by his or her self. Either through two computers running the program at the same time or through bizarre cheating methods.

It’s an attempt by the game to create both moons despite there being only one bed, forcing the player to go through weird glitchy mixtures of events from both areas. 

The Derspitiatites (dersite+prospitian= Ders-pit-ti-a-tites) are at war with themselves and are extremely glitchy and volatile, expressing both Heroic and Just traits. They both wish for the game to be continued and for the game to be lost, and are neither helpful nor harmful towards the player. They are so volatile that they become neutral by default. 

It is extremely difficult, if not impossible to win the game, due to the black and white king being the same character. The reckoning, along with all other moon-based events, must be started by the PLAYER in order for them to get farther into the game.

heres a Derspitiatite arch/antiagent (cheap jack edit) to make reading all that worth your while a bit

image

“…are at war with themselves and are extremely glitchy and volatile”

so baSICALLY THE TRICKSTERS

CAN THIS

BE A THING

CAN THIS BE WHERE THE TRICKSTERS DREAM OMFG

OH MAN EVEN THE COLOUR SCHEME WORKS FOR TRICKSTERS

HEADCANON ACCEPTED OH MY GOD

August 27 2014

http://lel-miserables.tumblr.com/post/94979724943/lel-miserables-lel-miserables

lel-miserables:

themrhappypanda:

lel-miserables:

themrhappypanda:

lel-miserables:

themrhappypanda:

lel-miserables:

lel-miserables:

lel-miserables:

lel-miserables:

lel-miserables:

im going to attempt to communicate with my toaster

it is 2:20 am. so far no attempts to establish a communication have been successful.
im wondering if there’s some sort of life after death for toasters. what happens to them? do the…

im making a piece of toast right now. so far nothing from the toaster him/herself. do toasters have genders. how do i determine this.

THERE IS TOASTER PORN. BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER BEING A BITCH. I KNEW THE MOTHERUCKCKER WAS SHADY. GODDAMN SLEEPING AROUND WITH BLANKT. JUST PUT YOUR DICK JN A FUCKING TOASETER SO NKRMALR BLANKETS HAVE FICKS TO FCUSK FORAFFLSTOADTEDS

Put ur dick in a toaster tho.Just do it

n O that’s Eggs’ job

You are communicating with eggs too????

nooooo not eggs. Eggs. a character
from parp
whos
really into toasters

That’s sounds like something someone who is communicating with eggs would say

*looks around* Communicating with eggs? Hah.. hahaa.. how ridiculous.
*sweats nervously*

August 27 2014
3,164,507 plays

kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

August 27 2014
kullipeppu:

bigblueboo:

39. negative space

THIS PISSES ME OFF. THIS PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF.

kullipeppu:

bigblueboo:

39. negative space

THIS PISSES ME OFF. THIS PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF.

August 27 2014

darlinjim:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

August 27 2014

cloudfawn:

The noble gases make a group of chemical elements with similar properties: under standard conditions, they are all odorless, colorless, monatomic gases with very low chemical reactivity. The six noble gases that occur naturally are helium (He), neon (Ne), argon (Ar), krypton (Kr), xenon (Xe), and the radioactive radon (Rn).

Comic idea I’ve had for a while. The alpha kids just dont seem as close as the beta kids.

(you guys all remember the lamps at the bottom? i feel like the fandom doesnt bring them up much)

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